If guys ran Hallmark

Female Training

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women in the following subjects:

» Silence, The Final Frontier: Where no woman has gone before.

» The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making deposits.

» Parties: Going without new outfits.

» Man Management: Minor household chores can wait till after the game.

» Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too.

» Bathroom Etiquette 2: His razor is his.

» Communication Skills 1: Tears - the last resort, not the first.

» Communication Skills 2: Thinking before speaking.

» Communication Skills 3: Getting what you want without nagging.

» Driving A Car Safely: A skill you can acquire.

» Telephone Skills: How to hang up.

» Advanced Parking: Backing into a space.

» Water Retention: Fact or fat.

» Cooking 1: Bringing back bacon, eggs and butter.

» Cooking 2: Bran and tofu are not for human consumption.

» Cooking 3: How not to inflict your diets on other people.

» Compliments: Accepting them gracefully.

» PMS: Your problem... not his.

» Dancing: Why men don't like to.

» Classic Clothing: Wearing outfits you already have.

» Household Dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women notice.

» Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it all together.

» Oil and Gas: Your car needs both.

» TV Remotes: For men only.

Turkey & Gravy Soda

News from Holland

Rampant drug use? Eh, what' the big deal? Widespread prostitution? Hey, it's just another job, right? WHITE SOCKS? Not in my country!

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-12971862,00.html

Key quote from a defender of white socks: "'I can think of nothing nicer than a bright, shiny pair to set off a black pair of shoes and trousers or a stone-washed pair of light, blue jeans.'"

Wow.

McPrank

There is only ONE thing that everyone has the same amount of, no matter your station in life. That one thing, of course, is TIME. How we use that time really defines who we are. Some people try and make a lasting impact on the world. And others pull pranks on McDonalds.

But some people...yes my friends, some totally awesome people take life by the horns and do both.

http://www.phonelosers.org/mcdonalds/

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